These Names Suck.

Here they are, in no particular order. Alphabetizing is reserved for worthwhile things only. These names suck. If you find your name on this list, that means you suck, too.

Eugene
Martain
Garret
Robert
Harold
Jesse
Jacob
Marcel
Bill
William
Jose
Farquad
Lyle
Dick
Richard
Dale
Chip
Carl
Geoffery
Phillip
Benjamin
Blaze
Amier
Frank
Levi
Carson
Eli
Elliot
Ethan
Eddie
Bart
Perry
Murphy
Cameron
Eric
Nathaniel
Gary
Harold
Lloyd
Curtis
Jerry
Roger
Percy
Ernie
Burt
Donald
Donnie
Oscar
Robin
Ashton
Ashley
Kelly
Vergil
Peter
Ronnie
Dino
Harry
Barry
Larry
Cary
Chet
Harold
Lance
Torvold
Ferris
Gregory
Yancy
Douglas
Stewart
Chuck
Lou
Louis
Lewis
Spencer
Nicholas
Charlie
Samuel
Wilbur
Christopher
George
Theodore
Jimmy
Willie
Haley
Billy
Ferguson
Woody
Taylor
Stafford
Stanford
Stanley
Lawrence
Al
Morgan
Albert
Harold
Brett
Arty
Francis
Franklin
Seamore
Alvin
Brendon
Brandon
Barney
Bernard
Tracey
Lester
Braden
Bryce
Orlando
Butch
Bud
Buck
Bubba
Sydney
Clay
Clifford
Hugh
Mitch
Leon
Leopold
Tristian
Christian
Otis
Toby
Trevor
Howie
Dean
Lenard
Ringo
Oswald
Wayne
Omar
Guy
Lionel